Alvaro Dominguez is an emotion, a feeling, a movement, your friend and your enemy's friend, your sister's husband, that person who can't eat anything remotely spicy, and the culprit behind the extinction of the dinosaurs.

He has many awards and he paid for all of them.

He's the co-founder of the band Scared of Bunnies, with ten albums on Spotify. Ten! And zero Grammys.

He has been an editorial illustrator for more than a decade. He did a Time Magazine cover, and his father reacted by saying, "So what? Nobody knows that magazine." Also, he has been a contributing art director at The New York Times, in sections like On Tech, The Morning, and Book Review. He firmly believes that working as an art director, and having the experience of being on both sides of the assignment, has made him feel like a whole person. It’s like being both a cop and a criminal, a doctor and a patient, a UFO and a cow, a dinosaur and an asteroid, the Big and the Bang, the yin and the yang.

These are some other details about him:
Bank account number: 831546216
Routing number: 051435421
Date of birth: 07/29/1982
Social Security number: 854-65-2583
Credit card PIN: 0422
Netflix password: alvaro198229

He also holds a Red Cross first aid certificate and is a green belt in taekwondo.

He has honed his improv and comedy skills at Magnet Theater, UCB, and Brooklyn Comedy Collective.

And most importantly, after reading this bio, he just hopes you like him.